Below please find my version of this article, that I want to share with you, the internet. May it bring you all the inner peace you can cram into your backpacking gear right before downward dogging it atop that mountain at sunrise.

:: Do whatever the fuck you want.
:: Do whatever the fuck you want.
::Seriously, do you want that burger? Then just fucking eat a burger. Don’t be gross about it, and don’t eat a burger three meals a day. But I beg you, women and image-conscious male humans of the world, stop beating yourself up about it and just eat the fucking burger.
:: Do whatever the fuck you want.
:: Have good friends. Call them. Complain a little. That’s what friends are for. Return the favor. Don’t be a shitty friend.
:: Learn how to laugh about farts. Fart more. Laugh about it.

Gotta read the whole thing. Too effing funny.

Read the article: 12 Habits of Health People who don’t give a sh#t about your inner peace.

And the next time one of you has the kind of spare cash around to take a prancercise vacation to a tropical island, for the love of all that is holy please bring me with you. I am excellent at waving scarves around but even better at buying drinks with tiny umbrellas.

Amen to that